FINALLY, AN ACTION MOVIE FOR PEDOPHILES

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Who is going to go to this? Kids aren’t allowed to go to a movie where the protagonist says cunt and blows people’s heads off. Red-blooded American males don’t enjoy watching a kick-ass tween kick ass. Women hate action movies. Who does this leave? I guess… perverts.

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5 Responses to “FINALLY, AN ACTION MOVIE FOR PEDOPHILES”

  1. highwastedgenes Says:

    Ew. They even found an actress that looks kind of like Natalie Portman in “The Professional”. Major pedo vibes.

  2. Ty Hardaway Says:

    Finally!

  3. Malice Highload Says:

    Preverts need moobies, too! Huzzah!!

  4. An Ape and His Banana « Mydadhomies Says:

    […] see, Gavin had it mostly wrong because his perverted brain is out our control. Let me try to help you: If you didn’t think […]

  5. Chris Duncan Says:

    This is a really good description of this movie.

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